Useful To Boot

Curt: Differently useful computers and guests

Bob: Hello world, we're the C.O.P.S

Bluster Blaster: Beware! We will not be suppressed!

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All: We are useful! We are fruitful!

We are useful! Everything that boots is beautiful!

We are useful! We are fruitful!

Built to last! The future is the past!

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Bob: Computers today just confound and confuse

Curt: Comfort is waiting in yesterday's news

Bluster Blaster: Select a weapon! You must choose!

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Bob: Who needs fancy whizz-bang chips?

Curt: Older boards are well-equipped

Bob: Seasoned, practiced, and mature

All: And together, we endure

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Curt: You cannot improve the wheel

Bluster Blaster: Flimsy self-esteem must yield!

Bob: You're only obsolete as you feel

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