Just You And Me (And Ted E. Bear)

All: N-O-M-A-F-I-A

Oh baby!

Middle Bear: Welcome, welcome, generous friends

Days and weeks and tokens to spend

We're just regular business men

All: Just you and me an' Ted E. Bear

Middle Bear: Ted E. Bear's is oodles of fun

Slots and sandwiches and poker and guns

And look: no mobsters--nary a one

All: With you and me an' Ted E. Bear.

Middle Bear: Not mafia, no!

Left Bear: No mafia, mugs

Middle Bear: We're mafia-free!

Right Bear: No mafia here.

Left Bear: What mafia, please!

All: No shady leaves upon the family tree.

Middle Bear: J. Edgar Hoover always insists

Organized crime just doesn't exist

Q.E.D. they're not in our midst

All: Say Edgar, me, an' Ted E. Bear

Middle Bear: No goons, no droppers, no grifters, no thugs

No dips, no clippers, no chippies, no lugs

No button-men packing gats loaded with slugs

All: It's you and me an' Ted E. Bear!

Middle Bear: No mafia here

Left Bear: What mafia, please!

Middle Bear: We're mafia-free!

Right Bear: No mafia here

Left Bear: No mafia, mugs

All: Just doin' business legitimately!