World Of Max

Stick a fork in, open wide

Everyone is Max inside

Full of colorful guts and habits

Cryptic world of cryptic rabbits

Underutilized impulse control

Rabid rampant junk food black hole

Loopy cravings, rigmarole

Feel his giant feet right in your soul

Mania, Sloth, Irreverence, Excess

Gluttony, Revelry, Violence, and Selfishness

Flags of pure unfettered Id brashly unfurled...

It's a Max Max Max Max Max Max world!

[scatting]

Everyone's a sandwich of naivety and cynicism

Everyone's a salad of disint'rested fanaticism

Everyone's a walking beaker of potential cataclysm

Fa, lalalalalalalalalala!

Everyone's refracted through a protoplasm prism

Stick a spork in, deep inside

Everyone is Maxified

By hypnosis, or by nature

What's the difference? Just nomenclature

Shake your friend's adorable paws

Careful of his powerful biting jaws

We're a mix of cop and felon

Wearing heads like ripened watermelons

Mania, Sloth, Irreverence, Excess

Gluttony, Revelry, Violence, Selfishness!

Flags of pure unfettered Id brashly unfurled...

It's a Max Max Max Max Max Max world!

[scatting]

Reality is tenuously tied up at a sagging wharf

Morality in motion like a squirmy burlap bag of dwarfs

Formality's impossible when all of us are lagomorphs

Lagomorph? Oh lagomorph. Oh, what the hell's a lagomorph?

It's kind of like a rodent but for minor technicalities

And so are you and I and every major nationality

We're garrulously social anti-social personalities

A conscience is a curiously useless abnormality

A useless abnormality, a useless abnormality

A growth, of sorts. A growth of sorts. Of course! Of course! We're lagomorphs!

Unmitigated unreserved unquestionable excess

Larkiness, sharkiness, snarkiness, and selfishness

Flags of pure unfettered Id brashly unfurled...

It's a Max Max Max Max Max Max world!

[scatting]

Oh yeah!